by Epic Rap Battles of History feat. Nice Peter & EpicLLOYD on album John Lennon vs Bill O'reilly

Help You're making my ears bleed, you need a muzzle Why are you pissed off all the time? Didn't your mom give you a cuddle? You're the type of guy who could die of heart attack just in the shower You

by Epic Rap Battles of History feat. Nice Peter & EpicLLOYD on album John Lennon vs. Bill O’Reilly

Help You're making my ears bleed, you need a muzzle Why are you pissed off all the time? Didn't your mom give you a cuddle? You're the type of guy who could die of heart attack just in the shower You

by Epic Rap Battles of History feat. Nice Peter, Epiclloyd & Colin Sweeney on album Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin

I'm big Ben Franklin and this shan't be pretty Let me instruct you how we battle in the city of Philly You couldn't sell Rick James a bag of crack, you're out of practice My victory more certain than

by Epic Rap Battles of History feat. Nice Peter & EpicLLOYD on album Master Chief vs. Leonidas

Spartans! Let's start this! Show this petty officer who's the hardest! The biggest mistake that you've ever made I'll toss you like a frag grenade I'll stomp you in the face With my sandals enraged An

by Epic Rap Battles of History feat. Nice Peter, EpicLLOYD & George Watsky on album Dr. Seuss vs. William Shakespeare

Come bite my thumb! I hope you know the stakes I'll put a slug between your shoulder blades Then ask what light through yonder poser breaks? I hath been iambic on that ass, ye bastard My rhymes are cl

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Justin Bieber Vs Beethoven (feat. Nice Peter & Alex Farnham) - Single

Look what the cat dragged back from the dead man it looks like Chewbacca wiped his ass on your head I'm the next Michael Jackson you smell like Betty White here's some aspirine you're catching Bieber

by Give Me Motion on album You're a Gift (feat. Nice Peter) - Single

I know a girl And she knows all of me Sometimes she wanders, and summons butterflies Often I find a stray hair on my sleeve You're a gift to me You're a gift... Oh, sweet surrender I will defend her

by Nice Peter feat. Epiclloyd on album Columbus vs Captain Kirk - Epic Rap Battles of History #14

Arrivederci I'mma leave before this battle begins Cause we both know in the end which of these captains gonna win I'll show you how a real explorer handles a situation I'll beat you so bad they'll fe

by Epic Rap Battles of History feat. Nice Peter & DeStorm on album Mr. T vs. Mr. Rogers

Epic Rap Battles of History Mr T Vs Mr Rogers, begin I pity the fool who tries to step to Clubber Lang Call me BA biceps cause I’ll crush your whole gang Bring Tuesday, Friday and little trolly the

by Epic Rap Battles of History feat. Nice Peter & Alex Farnham on album Justin Bieber vs. Beethoven

Look what the cat dragged back from the dead Man it looks like Chewbacca wiped his ass on your head I'm the next the next Michael Jackson You smell like Bette White, here's some aspirin You're catchin

by Epic Rap Battles of History feat. Nice Peter & Lisanova on album Sarah Palin vs. Lady Gaga

Oh boy Look what we have here A transvestite with a keyboard Trying to be freak of the year Your voice sounds like a rooster Having sex with a frog They put a lot of lipstick on you But you still look

by Epic Rap Battles of History feat. Nice Peter & MC Mr. Napkins on album Albert Einstein vs. Stephen Hawking

When I apply my battle theory Minds are relatively blown" So take a seat Steve Oops — I see you brought your own! What's with your voice I can't frickin tell You sound like WALL-E Having sex with a

by Your Favorite Martian on album Complete Collection

I don’t know if you’re aware but your kids suck ass If you need someone to whip ‘em then, ha… just ask ’cause They ain’t as perfect as you say they is. They ain’t perfect at all.

by Colette Butler feat. Nice Peter & Give Me Motion on album Set Fire to the Rain

I let it fall, my heart, And as it fell you rose to claim it It was dark and I was over Until you kissed my lips and you saved me My hands, they're strong But my knees were far too weak, To stand in

by Rhett and Link feat. Nice Peter on album Song Biscuits Volume 1

Let's say hypothetically you're watching an internet video (Oh) Go with me on this And let's say hypothetically that this video hits a snag (Oh) Get a little buffer action The video froze Now you must

by Spizzenergi on album Where's Captain Kirk? The Very Best of Spizz

Spizzenergi Wheres Captain Kirk Where's Captain Kirk? I was beamed aboard the starship Enterprise What I felt what I saw was a total surprise I looked around and wondered can this be Or is this the st

by Spizzenergi on album Where's Captain Kirk?

Spizzenergi Wheres Captain Kirk Where's Captain Kirk? I was beamed aboard the starship Enterprise What I felt what I saw was a total surprise I looked around and wondered can this be Or is this the st

by Spizzenergi on album Where's Captain Kirk? The Very Best of Spizz

Spizzenergi Wheres Captain Kirk Where's Captain Kirk? I was beamed aboard the starship Enterprise What I felt what I saw was a total surprise I looked around and wondered can this be Or is this the st

by Andy Kirk on album The Greatest Jazz Hits, Vol. 6

Mister christopher columbus sailed the sea without a compass when his men began a rumpus up spoke, christopher columbus There is land somewhere until we get there, we will not go wrong, if we sing, "s

by Andy Kirk on album The Best of Swing Town, Vol. 1

Mister christopher columbus sailed the sea without a compass when his men began a rumpus up spoke, christopher columbus There is land somewhere until we get there, we will not go wrong, if we sing, "s